Let it be

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

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lumos5000:

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:


while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

why is this the first time this has been on my dash

lumos5000:

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

why is this the first time this has been on my dash

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Anonymous said: Why do you hate perks of being chinese...

sniffing:

7th-basketball-kicker:

sniffing:

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now

bless ur poor soul

martyrdom-or-suicide:

hardestcopy:

iamtonysexual:

scIENCE

….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

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the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

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judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

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zobb:

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

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bellecosby:

these are their stories 

bellecosby:

these are their stories 

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secret-hell:

the-wh0res-next-d00r:

a-girl-falls-in-the-city:

floral-ink:

Katy Perry about Russell Brand.

Katy :(

this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ):

she couldnt even fake a smile..

i’ve reblogged this like 6 times before but i cry everytime

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davidcjauregui:

nathanielsighbert:

furtherdowntheriver:

goingtobuffalo:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

notsoloudd:

Huehuehue I got a tattoo

Ohhhh god

Nnnooooo

Holy shit, I thought this was a stick n poke. Please get that covered up if it’s real.

Someone please tell me this is fake 

That is sadly real. This is so terribly done it’s making me cringe.

davidcjauregui:

nathanielsighbert:

furtherdowntheriver:

goingtobuffalo:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

notsoloudd:

Huehuehue I got a tattoo

Ohhhh god

Nnnooooo

Holy shit, I thought this was a stick n poke. Please get that covered up if it’s real.

Someone please tell me this is fake 

That is sadly real. This is so terribly done it’s making me cringe.

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